12 days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
a sperm to inseminate ME!
On the second day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the third day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the fourth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the fifth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the sixth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the seventh day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the eighth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 Birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the ninth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the tenth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
10 Breasts a Leaking
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the eleventh day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
11 toddlers Toddling
10 breasts a Leaking
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
On the first day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
12 rice Cakes Crumbling
11 toddlers Toddling
10 Breasts a Leaking
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.
