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23rd Aug 2016

“There Was A Time When..” A Poem About Parenthood

I don’t know about you, but I have a running commentary going through my head that sometimes reaches my mouth and spills over into ‘out loud’.

I have recently caught myself muttering about “the state of the fridge” and “I must get that shelf organised” and “where did that new Lego come from?!” under my breath as I potter about the house.

Last night, I found myself applying fake tan in relative darkness in the upstairs hall of my house because I didn’t want to turn on a light and wake anyone up.

“There Was A Time When This Was Much Easier” I mumbled out loud and then stopped myself.

There WAS a time when LOADS of things were different before we had kids – good and bad – but would I change any of it? Hardly.

“There Was A Time When…”

There was a time when days were endless

When the floors were squeaky clean

There was a time when high heels ruled my life

When my nails were polished, pristine

There was a time when nights were for partying

Drinking wine and chatting until dawn

There was a time when Sunday papers were read

Back to back – that day! – until they were gone

There was a time when leaving the house each day

Didn’t require a master plan

When a weekly grocery shop

Didn’t require loading up a van

There was a time when going on holiday

Was a simple ‘You and me’

When a weekend down the country

Wasn’t laden down with cots and buggies

There was a time when we shared a bed

Alone, wrapped in each others arms

When we slept right through ’til morning

Roused by plugged-in alarms

There was a time when our house was empty

We tried to fill it with stuff from Ikea

But then we filled it with children

And that was a much better idea.

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