Few things are more entertaining, if you ask us, than parents being able to sum up parenthood in some truly hilarious quotes or tweets.
James Breakwell – or Exploding Unicorn —as he is known as on Twitter, has managed to develop quite the sizable social media following by (over)sharing his off-kilter life as the father of four(!) daughters.
And when you read some of his oh-so-relatable-to-parents tweets, you will totally get why:
6-year-old: Do I have school tomorrow?
Me: No. It’s a 3-day weekend.
6: Why don’t we do that every weekend?
Me: *calls the president*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2016
My wife is being super nice to me today for no reason.
Relationship status: checking these cupcakes for poison
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2016
Me: What are you thankful for?
6-year-old: Both of my sisters.
Me: You have three sisters.
6:
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2016
6-year-old: Why do bad guys always try to take over?
Me: They want to be in charge and make all the rules.
6: Why don’t they become moms?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2016
My kids have a loud doll that really cries.
Its batteries finally died.
My wife put new batteries in it.
We’re getting divorced.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2016
6-year-old: I’m sick.
Me: It’s not a school day.
6: I’m better.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2016
4-year-old: I can’t wait to start school.
Me: Why?
4: So I can be done with school.
She gets it.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 22, 2016
My 6-year-old told me to stop breathing so loudly.
Her wife game is on point.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 21, 2016
I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch
It took her 3 hours
She was so excited to be done
Then I served dinner.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 20, 2016
