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12th May 2016

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Sex Tips Are Ludicrously Expensive

We understand that (post-conscious uncoupling) Gwyneth Paltrow may have had to take things into her own hands, so to speak, but now the queen of the vagina steam is recommending a €12,000 dildo. 

The star’s website Goop has just released their first ever Sex Issue, with Gwynnie and her merry band of Goopsters promoting a range of kit designed to turn up the heat in the bedroom.

Unfortunately, it’s a little wide of the mark for the average budget, with one item, the Inez 24-carat gold plated ‘personal massager’ costing the same as 12 months rent for the average Irish person.

But not to worry! Introducing the feature, called ‘Not-So-Basic Sex Toys’, the actress says: “Sex toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive art,”

Curious as to how the other half get off? Here’s what’s on the list:

The Inez by Lelo is a €12,000 vibrating personal massager, plated in 24k gold.

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The Kiki De Montparnasse Droplet Necklace features handy vibrating nipple clamps… a steal at $346.

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The ‘beautiful and luxurious’ Agent Provocateur Cat Whip is made from supple 44cm long leather strands. Yours for €445.

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One of the more affordable items on Goop’s list is the appropriately named Big Butt Book 3D – €29.99 here.

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Would you spend a lotto win on a 24-carat gold ‘personal massager’? Share your thoughts on Twitter @HerFamilydotie. 

 

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